Australia Announces A National Porn Filtering Policy by JohnBaku

You can opt out of it but I would hate to have to make that call to my ISP. I can just see it now:

  • ISP: My name is Sally, how can I help you?
  • me: I am horny
  • ISP: excuse me?
  • me: you heard me, I am friggn horny and I have not been able to take care of it for 3 weeks now… I am about to fuckn go crazy
  • ISP: I don’t understand
  • me: I have watched all 10 gigs of porn on my computer at least ten times over and it is just not doing it for me anymore… I need new crazier stuff to watch!
  • ISP: ohhh… you want to opt-out of our porn filtering policy.
  • me: YESSSSS!
  • ISP: well… we will need a letter signed from your mother and your wife, and if you do not have a wife then we will need to have a letter signed by your sister, stating that they know that you are sick fuck!
  • me: forget about it… I will go back to watching scrambled TV channels

This new was brought to my attention by Morgan Webb. She is hot. See what she has to say about Australia’s porn filtering policy


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