Sexual Deviants Living In A Web 2.0 World

I know I have not written my review of “Bianca Beauchamp: All Access” but for those who like when I keep things simple… it was really good. I watched the whole thing from the “feature film/documentary” to the second disc that contained interviews, footage from the premiere and deleted scenes. So if you are into or curious about the latex or fetish clothing, are a fan of Bianca and Martin’s work or just curious about the scene buy a copy of the film/documentary directly from Bianca & Martin’s online store.

Enough about that, the reason I am here is to tell you that Martin and Bianca are working on their next film “Bianca Beauchamp ALL ACCESS 2: Rubberized”. I don’t know much about the next release other then:

“ALL ACCESS 2 will show so much more latex than the first film”

If you want to keep up with the progression of the film, follow Martin & Bianca in the production of “Bianca Beauchamp ALL ACCESS 2: Rubberized” on there new blog.

→ Blog for Bianca Beauchamp ALL ACCESS 2: Rubberized

Believe it or not, a lot of satisfaction is to be had, at least for me, in the small updates as much as the big ones. Refining a product is a big part of pushing it forward that most people ignore.

So here are some of the small updates that I pushed live over the last couple of days:

• Now, if you look at a profile that is not your own and the person does not have any friends the “My Kinky Friends” header does not appear.
• “Browse” in the global navigation has been renamed to “Kinksters”. lildevil complained to me about this one a couple weeks ago and finally understood where she was coming from a couple days ago. I think kinksters makes much more sense. Now it is more obvious what you will find when you click on the link.
• Added the first version of Terms & Conditions and a copyright to the bottom of every page thanks to the prodding of MasterKinkyDaddy of www.dungeondezigns.com.
• Added some new fetishes to the tag cloud Fetish page thanks to the prodding of a couple users. From Petplay to Caning to Posture Collars to Smoking to many more… we are now over 140 different fetishes.
• Also fixed some small display problems…

Today is another day and will hopefully get a couple more fixes out…

An article in Psychology Today revealed some really interesting statistics about sex that I am dying to share with someone. That someone be you!

Average Penis Size

The one that, for some odd reason or another, I have been really curious about is what is the average penis (dick) size. According to Psychology Today two reputable studies have been done to date. One pegging the average penis size at 5.08 inches and the other scientific study pegging the average penis size at 5.35 inches.

Unfortunately, that article did not mention if the penis’ measured were erect or flaccid. (Imagine your job was to measure penis’ all day?)

Another thing I wish they measured, so I can stop arguing with an x-gf of mine, is if their is a difference in average penis size between white, asian and black men! I am curious if black men are the biggest and asian men are the smallest, is it a myth or what. I guess I will have to continue to wonder.

How Long Does Your Sex Last?

Hmmm… I am so not going their with my own personal sex life but it seems like the average “sex session” lasts between 3 and 10 minutes. Is that enough time for both the man and the woman to get off? Does that include Foreplay or is that just pouding? I wonder.

How Long Does Someone End Up Watching A Porn Movie For?

12 minutes according to hotel pay-per-view statistics. You know what… I would of thought this to be a little bit longer. But maybe that is just an indicator on how shit porn in hotels really is! Probably.

How Often Do Men Think About Sex

Really not as often as you would think! Only 54% of men think about sex one or more times a day i.e. a man does not think about sex every couple seconds like is quoted all the time.

Just remember their are three types of lies out their: white lies, black lies and statistics! :-)

In just about three weeks we have reached the 100+ Kinksters registered to FetLife mark. With just under 50 kinksters signing up in the last 48 hours alone!

We could of not gotten these numbers if it was not for the support of our members. Our members have really been spreading the word of FetLife like rage weed. I would love to mention names but once I start mentioning names I have no clue when to stop and I am always afraid to forget someone. So if you have told at least one person about FetLife then I thank you very very much! :-)

I am a huge stats geek so here is a couple of stats:

• 117 users have signed up so far (37 Women, 79 Men)
• These 117 users span 10+1 countries (Canada, United States, Netherlands, Malaysia, France, Australia, Lebanon, Austria, United Kingdom, United States Minor Outlying Islands(?), Norway)
• 106 pictures have been uploaded
• 183 Conversations have been started
• 22 new fetishes have been added for a total of 127 different fetishes
• 41 friendships have been forged

All these numbers and the great feedback I have been getting from the new members are driving me to get back into development mode so I can push some more fixes and features out the door.

Thanks again everyone and if you have any feedback on how I can improve the site please don’t hesitate to write them in the comments section or contact me directly on FetLife. Peace out! :-)

One feature was a request that I am still not so sure about and the other was my sub-conscious’. :-)

The one I am not so sure about (i.e. not so comfortable about) is being able to write about yourself on your profile. I am not sure it is necessary… I prefer to watch what people are doing on the site instead of reading their about information which ends up getting stail really quickly. But since we are experimenting right now we will see how it goes :-p.

The feature I find myself using a lot already… only after deploying it 30 minutes ago… is the ability to switch between seeing what your friends have been up to on the site and what everyone has been up to. Before you could only see your friends! :-)

Tell me what you guys think!

Two quick updates from yesterday, if you login to your profile you can now upload as many pictures as you want to your profile and you can easily change between which of your pictures you want to use are your profile pic.

Also, I fixed a bug that decided to show it’s ugly head just recently. When I have been logging in recently it looked like nobody was doing anything on the site for a couple days and I was like no… come on… that is impossible. I finally realized that the logic in my algorithm for displaying each users mini-feed was broken was not taking the last 30 things their friends were doing on the site but the first 30 things. Which makes no sense, hence I fixed it! :-)

I just love Jay Leno style interviews. They are so stupid but I can’t help but laugh. A Jay Leno style interview for me is where the interviewer just asks really funny questions to random people on the street or at an event (I have no clue how else to describe it). In this case random people are in Las Vegas for the 2008 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo.

Check it out:

I feel stupid but I have a question. What is “Shiza(?) Porn”?

We talked a lot about FriendsWithFetishes 2.0 launching soon but at the last minute we decided to leave FriendsWithFetishes intact and launch what we were working on as a seperate site. That seperate site being FetLife.com.

FetLife is the a social network like Facebook and mySpace but specifically made for the fetish and alternative lifestyle communities. It is not another paid dating site where you can’t do anything unless you are a paid member. FetLife is free as in Facebook and mySpace free. No scams, not tricks, we built the site for us and we are cheap bastards so if we wouldn’t pay how can we expect anyone else too :-).

Check out FetLife.com and tell us what you think.

We are constantly looking for feedback so don’t hesitate to either submit it here in the comments section or email me directly at johnbaku [at] sexualdeviants20 [dot] com.

You can opt out of it but I would hate to have to make that call to my ISP. I can just see it now:

• ISP: My name is Sally, how can I help you?
• me: I am horny
• ISP: excuse me?
• me: you heard me, I am friggn horny and I have not been able to take care of it for 3 weeks now… I am about to fuckn go crazy
• ISP: I don’t understand
• me: I have watched all 10 gigs of porn on my computer at least ten times over and it is just not doing it for me anymore… I need new crazier stuff to watch!
• ISP: ohhh… you want to opt-out of our porn filtering policy.
• me: YESSSSS!
• ISP: well… we will need a letter signed from your mother and your wife, and if you do not have a wife then we will need to have a letter signed by your sister, stating that they know that you are sick fuck!
• me: forget about it… I will go back to watching scrambled TV channels

This new was brought to my attention by Morgan Webb. She is hot. See what she has to say about Australia’s porn filtering policy

Bianca Beauchamp is one of the top Latex fetish clothing models in the world and she is based out of Montreal (same place I am based). I am ashamed to say that the first time I heard about her was when I came across the trailer for her reality documentary that her and her partner created through the DrunkStepFather blog (I hate to admit it but I like that Montreal bastard as well). As soon as I came across their documentary “Bianca Beauchamp: All Access” I placed an order right away and it should be coming in any day now. Yeah baby!

This is a quick executive summary of what I have learnt about her from the interviews I watched of her on YouTube.

• she studied to become a teacher
• her boyfriend is her photographer
• her boyfriend is the one who got her into Latex
• she makes, what I gathered, most of her money off her website
• she has posed in both Playboy and Penthouse including probably all the fetish magazines

What I find really cool about Bianca and her partner is that they are using a lot of social media like YouTube to promote themselves. (This is my geek part of my brain speaking.)

Some of My Favorite Interviews With Her

To be very honest my favorite videos of her are from the interviews she has done. I am the type of guy that gets turned on and off based on what comes out of a girls mouth and her smile. Don’t get me wrong, I definitely am into looks but what seals the deal is the girls personality. (yeah, yeah… I am in touch with my feminine side)

All interviews pretty much revolve around the Fetish Weekend that is held in Montreal and done by French Montreal channels. Subtitles are included so don’t bitch! French is one of the most beautiful languages in the world.

The one thing I hated about the interviews was that a lot of the interviewers at one point or another talked down to her. Part of me says they did that because they feel they have to as TV personalities because otherwise they would be promoting something that is not mainstream but come on. One of the most appealing part of Montreal is our openess and acceptance not only of different cultures but the different things that turn people on. Dumb asses!

I digress, here we go now…

This is my favorite interview with her and her boyfriend Martin Perreault on Dutrizac.

Interview done by Mathieu Simard of Flash, a French Montreal TV show. Good interview and good imagery :-).

A 17 minute interview on LCN broken up into two video clips.

Inteview in 2003 about her posing nude in Playboy magazine.

Photo Shoots

For the sexual deviants out their who want to get straight to the photos and photo shoots:

Here she is with blond hair doing a photo shoot for Hype Energy Drink, I think it is her LOL, I much prefer her as a red head… and this is coming from a guy that traditionally only likes blondes.

Booth Babe

She was even a booth babe finalist (to be read winner) awarded by G4 Tech TV at the 2006 E3 where she worked at the SiN Episodes booth. (SiN never really took off but I do not blame Bianca for that.)

Last Words By Jack Handy

I can be here all day linking to video clips of Bianca. I recommend you just check out Bianca’s profile on YouTube. If it was not for her (and her partner) putting all these clips on YouTube I would of had nothing to do for the last two hours.

You can’t get enough of Bianca? I know you can’t! Hell I can’t and I was not even into Latex a week ago. (I hate you vile woman - said in a Stewie Griffin voice.) So I recommend you check out some of her sites:

• Latex Lair - her offical site
• ilovebianca.com - her official online store (order the movie and the book)
• Bianca on Wikipedia - everything Bianca

Peace in the middle east!